stoned

stoned
1. (Stoned) (3786↑, 351↓)
A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention

"I'm was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."

2. (stoned) (2273↑, 598↓)
The ultimate state of mind.

Scooby Doo is an awesome show when you're stoned.

3. (stoned) (1679↑, 354↓)
To be under the influence of [marijuana]. Usually associated with bloodshot eyes, the [munchies], and unexplained laughter.

I was so stoned last night I watched my dog eat a ham sandwich like it was cool.

4. (stoned) (1618↑, 571↓)
the greatest feeling in the world. it is the state you are in after hitting a nice big bowl of marijuanna or hash. I personally prefer pipes, but you can smoke out of anything, i.e. a bong, spliff, joint, vaporizer, popcan, pop bottle, parachute, hotboxing is always fun. im quite high right now. 1.sometimes you laught alot, 2.other times you stare at absolutley nothing, 3.other times you get into indepth discussions about aliens and the CIA,4. or you think youre capable of things like backflips. all of the above i have experienced and so much more, so todays lesson kids, is smoke as much marijuanna as you damn well please. goodday younglings.

1."AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" 2. ------------ 3."DONT LOOK TOWARDS THE TV MAN, THE ALIENS, THEYRE GOING TO FUCKIN LIKE SUCK YOURE BRAINS OUT MAN.theyre taking over the world, one day we'll be trapped in a dungeon run by flyign aliens with sharp teeth, and run by the CIA" 4."HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT I CAN DO..... ..OH FUCK THAT HURT"

5. (Stoned) (1255↑, 338↓)
a time when you come up with the funniest quotes in the world and your a fucking genious but dont remember any of it in the morning...

See the movie Blow w/ Johnny Depp.

6. (Stoned) (807↑, 274↓)
when you smoke so much marijuana that you are unmotivated to even move- and every muscle in your body feels like it's being weighed down by a huge weight like a stone (hence the word STONED) you feel really heavy and have intense, very enjoyable tactile hallucinations and usually feel complete euphoria so you just stare off blankly and enjoy it.

I'm stoned. go away I've never actually been stoned before. I've been very very high but never been ACTUALLY stoned. wow. no one here besides me knows what "stoned" actually means do they?

Author: yummy mustard http://stoned.urbanup.com/1624157
7. (stoned) (576↑, 235↓)
The greatest feeling in the world followed by engulfing a bag of doritos and reeses pieces.

I'm fine stoned.

8. (stoned) (194↑, 31↓)
when you're so high that you almost feel unable to move your muscles. everything feels weird and you kind of just sit back with your mouth agape staring off into space and enjoying it. contrary to popular belief, "stoned" and "high" are different in that, the word "stoned" originated from the idea that you feel like you're being weighed down by big heavy stones.

"I'm so stoned I feel like I'm floating dude" "dude\! I can't move my legs. woaaaaaaaaaaa I'm stoned" "HAHAHAHAAAAA I'm moving up in the world. I used to just be a pothead. now that I'm stoned I'm a stoner with a boner."

9. (Stoned) (310↑, 160↓)
The art of dying by geology.

After a heavy night of drinking and careless sex, my parents found out the following day; so I got stoned.

10. (stoned) (143↑, 25↓)
*way past high\!\! *being stoned after intoxication of high quality (H.Q.)marijuana is a state of mind where... -time skips, -laughing is impossible to resist, -evrything is like a dream, -you get big time munchies, -usually be paranoid that your porch lights are cops, -everything is an amazing expieience, -riddles and math confuse the hell out of you, -first timers expierience the fear of being stoned forevr, -but remember just enjoy it bcause i will soon end. aka... -baked -zooted -fried

alex was so stoned that he layed down and cryed

11. (Stoned) (128↑, 45↓)
The effect you get after smoking [marijuana]. When you are stoned , or [high] as some people call it, you might feel really relaxed, laugh more than you usually do, have a greater appreciation of music, have a better sense of your senses(taste, smell, sight, ECT...), but the effects are different for everyone. Sometimes when you're stoned your eyes will get bloodshot, but this usually only common with inexperienced users. Some people say that if you smoke more [marijuana] you get higher, but others say they just stay the same level of high no matter how much they smoke, this is an example of it effecting everyone different. When you're stoned you usually get the [munchies].This is one of the reasons [marijuana] is legally given to people.Since you're usually more relaxed stoned you might get extremely sleepy, but usually there is a sudden awakeness after smoking. This is another reason is it is given to people with insomnia or other sleeping disorders. You usually get [paranoid] while stoned, but some people don't though.

I want to get stoned.

12. (stoned) (109↑, 36↓)
The smoking of canabis in high quantitys will get you stoned/high. If too much is taken user may "whitey" in which they turn pale and throw up. Bongs are used in getting one "stoned" in some parts. These can get these users on a "fucked up high". I am using a Killa Bong at the moment =P

When you're so stoned you sit on websites that you found by typing "im so fucking stoned" into google, and then feeling your head go tingly whilst listening to "trippy shit" by "Infected Mushroom". He or she may then have a shower and then fall asleep in an odd position whilst watching wierd late night telly.

Author: Christian Graham http://stoned.urbanup.com/1586742
13. (Stoned) (69↑, 6↓)
The very slow, yet rapid course of time in which you may find yourself reading and creating these definitions for words that quite simply seem to be the most hilarious thing you've seen in a recent while. (The word "egg" for example, let it sink in if you are high at the moment) Contrary to popular belief, you will not be "raiding" the kitchen, and refrigerator, rather, you will likely see a Quiznos commercial which will either A) Remind you of the cold cuts you have in your refrigerator and proceed to make yourself 5 sandwiches, as you will not be able to tell when you're "full", or B) you will immediately rush to the nearest Taco Bell, because at one point you will forget why you got in the car, at which point a Taco Bell will present itself along any major highway. You will be less likely to go to the movie theater, as instead your first person experiences will be as if you are viewing yourself through a television set, so watching movies will only cause you to lose control of yourself, as you will be uncertain of whether you're watching a movie, or whether you're watching a movie of a person watching a movie. (That person, being you) You will giggle when I remind you of the word "egg", and that will cause you to go onto some intellectual brainstorm about things completely unrelated to eggs, such as poison dart frogs, discovery channel's Deadliest Catch, or how you managed to read all of this definition.

Guy 1 : Dude, have you ever wondered about how the universe will end one day? Guy 2 : Hell yes I'll go for some pizza. *A frequent conversation between stoned guys*

Author: okmijnuhbygvtfcrdxesz http://stoned.urbanup.com/4088496
14. (stoned) (107↑, 48↓)
N: see [high]. the state of being one is in after smoking [marijuana]. generally characterized by hunger, bad short term memory and spacing out, in addition to feelings of elation, hysteria and laziness. overall, a very good feeling.

man, i went to work so stoned yesterday.

15. (stoned) (87↑, 44↓)
The stage of smoked up between high and ripped.

'I'm a fuckin airplane, man, I can see the trees below me' is usually uttered between periods of staring at houseplants and making brnyard noises.

16. (stoned) (55↑, 14↓)
when one's smoked enouug marijuana so that he/she doesn't care what others are talking about. user is his own world where everything others talk seems funny.

"I was so fuckin stoned that i din't care what shit others were talkin"..

17. (Stoned) (286↑, 248↓)
Being made helpless and having many stones/rocks thrown at you until death.

Jeremiah was stoned to death.

18. (Stoned) (52↑, 15↓)
The state of mind in which an individual's Mind bonds with the chemical THC, usually by smoking Marijuana Buds, and sometimes eaten. In effect causing Euphiora,Hunger,Paranoia,Short-Term memory loss and thinking everything is funny

Yo, im so fucking stoned that the cat just told me a secret

19. (stoned) (53↑, 16↓)
under the influence of [marijuana], in a zone where every looks good, tastes good, and when you just feel happy about everything.

"last night i was so stoned but i was still so happy about life its self?

20. (stoned) (42↑, 6↓)
when you go on urban dictionary at 2:09 in the morning after smoking like 10 bowls of really good [weed] and eating 3 bags of [doritos].

Dude, Im really stoned and i just ate 3 bags of doritos

21. (stoned) (39↑, 9↓)
Expanding the mind, your world, and lungs full of beautiful herb until you feel that wonderful feeling of sAtiSfAcTiOn, zZzZzZzZz, MAY YOUR THOUGHTS BE FILLED WITH PEACEFUL THOUGHTS, ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

(its 4 in the morning) "ok,....goodnight computer" " so very stoned, goodnight computer"

22. (stoned) (62↑, 33↓)
what people do when they find their pink floyd albums

i'm going to get "stoned" and listen to dark side of the moon and look up "stoned" on the internet. woohoo\!\@

Author: this isn\\'t your friend http://stoned.urbanup.com/317113
23. (stoned) (37↑, 11↓)
A commonly misused word. Many people mistake being stoned for taking sissy hits of poor quality [herb] (usually mooched off someone else) and acting like an intolerable [idiot]. Frequently, this type of person (referred to as a poser) will annoyingly attempt to exaggerate the stereotypical psychoactive effects of the drug. The [poser] frequently pretends to be dazed or confused, purposely talks with a slur, laughs at things that aren’t funny, makes inane statements, and most offensive of all shamelessly exclaims something to the order of “Dude, I’m sooooo stooooned\! I’m soooo cooool\! Wooo hooo party\!” The poser usually has no regard for accepted rules of smoking etiquette, and generally gives a bad reputation to those who appreciate smoking. One who knows what it’s all about (referred to as a badass) enjoys being stoned for more introspective reasons. The [badass] feels an increased understanding of his or her surroundings, gains insight into human nature, and has a heightened appreciation for fine music, art, aesthetics and ideas. Although the badass is more than happy to savor this state of mind alone, he or she also enjoys partaking in interesting conversation about the aforementioned insights with other likeminded individuals. The badass observes accepted rules of proper smoking etiquette, including his or her right to exclude posers from a session. Contrary to popular belief, this type of person can be successful, well educated, and can hold esteemed jobs or positions in the community.

"Dude I'm sooooo stoned right now\! HAHAHAHA\!" "No you're not, you're an idiot, get the fuck out of my house"

24. (Stoned) (54↑, 29↓)
D: all of the above

When your friend is able to convince you hes a vampire so you beat him with a stick. "no dude your not a fuckin vampire quit it... oh shit dude maybe you are wtf get the fuck away ahhh shit"

Author: one stonned ass motherfucker http://stoned.urbanup.com/689023
25. (stoned) (48↑, 24↓)
The sate in which oneself has done too much mary jane and is no longer completely aware of what is hapening. Also will make you sleepy and lazy.

"Doing things is over rated. Hitler did a lot of things but dont we all wish he would have stayed home and gotton stoned?

26. (stoned) (32↑, 9↓)
the greatest feeling on the planet. achieved by the smoking of the cannabis plant which can be purchased from a dealer near you

"if im you, and youre them, and im her, but theyre me, who does that make us?" "erm... man dis would b so much easier if i wasnt stoned"

Author: its a dopedate http://stoned.urbanup.com/2564428
27. (stoned) (40↑, 18↓)
high on marijuana, typically with bloodshot eyes, an increase in appetite and a tendency toward laughter for no apparent reason.

"I'm stoned from all these bong hits\!"

28. (stoned) (27↑, 6↓)
when someone is so fucking high that when they get up to take a dump they forgot why they walked into their bathroom and they start talking to themselves in the mirror

we found john in the bathroom with his pants down talking to himself. he was fuckin stoned.

Author: robert rectum http://stoned.urbanup.com/3750049
29. (Stoned) (32↑, 11↓)
the state of having Rocked the Ganj

Fuck that shit Im to god damned stoned to steal a stopsign

Author: The Western Wind http://stoned.urbanup.com/40927
30. (Stoned) (21↑, 2↓)
the feeling which accompanies large consumption of cannabis. 'Stoned' refers to the body high that comes from it which honestly feels like you have a couple tons of stones laying on top of oneself; thusly, one is unable to get up off the couch.

Friend-'What the FUCK are we watching\!\!\!' Me- 'I have no clue but i'm just too STONED to get up for the remote'

Author: hank the dank http://stoned.urbanup.com/3657186
31. (Stoned) (23↑, 4↓)
The state of total nirvana. feeling completely on top of the world. when you cant think right. forget things in 4 minutes. super hungry. laughing at everything. talking in a weird voice.

Person- man im so stoned. ON FUCK WHERE ARE MY HANDS? Person- What the meanings of toenails, man? Person \#2- Dude you are stoned.

Author: Probation Kills http://stoned.urbanup.com/3223658
32. (Stoned) (33↑, 14↓)
After having smoked so much weed, that you giggle for a while, and then eat a lot and then went to bed.

where were you while we were getting high?

33. (stoned) (28↑, 10↓)
a state where a person wants 2 piss but doesnt have the courage to get up from the floor.

i got stoned after a blunt n wsnt able to get up for an hour.

34. (stoned) (20↑, 5↓)
A state of enlightenment achieved by inhaling the green air of happiness.

"Dude I feel like a penguin... OH MY GOD DUDE I AM A PENGUIN\!" I am so stoned I just singed my hair with the lighter. I will have to wear a hat tomorrow.

35. (stoned) (26↑, 15↓)
the best feeling ever after smoking pot.

Im pretty stoned at the moment.

Author: cassie pearson http://stoned.urbanup.com/373152
36. (stoned) (12↑, 1↓)
the ultimate state of mind when u realize the world is out to get you, ur walkin all over ur house lookin for sum food, stare off into space thinkin a dragon just ate ur friend, found a dollar on the floor n screamed like crazy cuz u think ur a millionaire, think chocolate milk is like an [orgy] in ur mouth, start talkin in a british accent, sometimes u dont even realize ur talkin at all, u rant to ur friends bout how an orange is the mort complex thing in the world, u wanna lie down just for a sec n end up fallin asleep but wake up with the words "sex hole" on your face with an arrow pointed to ur mouth... good times

"if the world is out to get you, just lie bak n light up a blunt" "lifes a dud, smoke sum bud" -my homies words- "i wanna make marry jane my wife" -evry1s words- "live life to the fullest, just get stoned" "im gonna wake n bake"

37. (Stoned) (9↑, 0↓)
The overwhelming feeling of despair when trying to memorize rocks and minerals for a Geology exam.

Danny: Dude I got so stoned while studying for our Geology final. Zach: I know man, me to, hopefully Big B's test won't be too hard

38. (Stoned) (10↑, 1↓)
A mind state in which you believe to be a inventor, philosopher, genius, or possibly all. Caused when you have smoked to much weed. A sure sign of being stoned is when you come up with ideas like an automatic basketball or you decide you can fly and Jesus was a robot.

Person 1: You know i was thinking that maybe if i inhaled enough helium i could fly. I also thought that if Jesus were a robot it would explain why he was so smart and could do all that kick ass shit. Person 2:.... Person 1: I blew your mind didn't I Person 3: Dude your talking to a pumpkin Pumpkin: You are way to stoned

39. (stoned) (29↑, 20↓)
if somebody has smoked weed and for example laughs about his fingernails....as i do.....

oh my god im so stoned that im writing these stupid definitions at this funny website on this funny thing...hmmm...yeah......internet.....

40. (Stoned) (12↑, 4↓)
You feel like you’re in a dream, like nothing bad can happen. Imagine you are as happy as Alice in Wonderland. You are also very hungry, and will want to enjoy the “Munchies”. You also look like a chink and your eyes might be red. Haha. You will get tired, but its ok cause sleep feals really good. You might think video games are hella fun but you just cant seem to keep up with the person, and do bad, it like you are trying to win a big race. Music sounds hella good. Songs by The Beatles (like I Want You (She’s So Heavy)). And Bob Marley is hella good and trippy songs. Its pretty much the most wonderful feeling in the world.

Lets go get stoned

41. (Stoned) (11↑, 3↓)
An exit from everyday living.

I was stoned the entire day and learned a lot about myself.

42. (stoned) (24↑, 16↓)
just get a gravity bong (you wont cough, dont worry you beginers) and take 5 fat hits right after another. you will KNOW what "stoned" is.

breathe in the air, hold it in like youre holding your breath, and keep it like that until your brain starts feeling funny, you are now stoned

43. (Stoned) (8↑, 2↓)
1. The highest form of "spacing out" known to man, normally comes after smoking enough marijuana. 2. The third part in a three part cycle during the smoking of marijuana/pot (buzzed, high, stoned). Generally the weirdest point, where even the lines dividing lanes on the road can become the most interesting thing you've ever seen. Also that can be included as side effects random laughing, munchies, and just overall spaced out.

1. I was so stoned that I just stared at the T.V. for 3 hours straight not realizing what the fuck was going on around me. 2. "Yo, Tim did you get stoned man?" "Hellz yeah, I couldn't help but stare at your family portrait for two hours while just sporadically laughing my ass off. Damn that picture must have a spell on it or some shit." 3. "So like I was saying, wait, what was I saying?"

44. (stoned) (9↑, 3↓)
the point where u laugh so much that your sides hurt. then you and everone your with spaces out for a half hour before going to get food.

we were so stoned last night that we went to the drive through and spent 25 dollars on the dollar menu

45. (Stoned) (7↑, 2↓)
Being stoned is a term overused and misunderstood in the smoking (bud) community. Being stoned is not a difficult task, but it cost about 40 dollars(around here things are expensive) and a nice hitting glass bong.Pack this bowl pretty good. I personally have only been stoned once, but it was so worthwhile that I wanted to write a definition. Anyway, being stoned feels like you have everything in your body weighted down by stones. (so stoned)Its incredibly pleasurable just sit and stare blankly into space. You can hear people talking in the background but its just a distant hum. Food tastes absolutely fantastic. Moving, even though it is hard, feels so incredibly amazing. I was talking to my friend, and was at the point of slight room-changing. I kept on imagining my friend was George Bush. That was odd. At it was a little like teletubbies land but then i would refocus my eyes and it would become real again. And i was so stoned that I didn't realize that the tv show i was watching was in Spanish. I took about 7 big bong rips out of my friends 3 footer. I was rendered pretty useless, so I wouldn't recommend getting stoned and then driving. So go out there, go get stoned, and respect the good green herb :)

I have only been [stoned] once, but it was way better than being [high]. Derek and I got stoned off his [bong] and three [grams] of [weed]. Stoned Can also mean to get rocks thrown at you by rioting villagers, but that is way to violent for a [stoner].

Author: CaliStoner420 http://stoned.urbanup.com/3733915
46. (stoned) (27↑, 22↓)
A state of mind, achieved by taking drugs to the point that you are impaired by them. As appose to the euphoric feeling you get, the high. It often refers to marijuana intoxication, however could also be used to describe any intoxicated state. (eg. while on mushrooms, alcohol etc ... ). Other drugs have don't have a stoning affect (or one at used dosages) such as MDMA, which can be very clear headed. Caution it is still not recommended you drive while under the influence of any drugs, stoned or not.

This is gooooood weeeeed..... Im very stoned....... Mushrooms got me so stoned, I couldn't roll a joint. "And the waitress is practising politics As the businessmen slowly get stoned" -Billy Joel, Piano Man lyrics

47. (Stoned) (5↑, 1↓)
The ultimate state of mind. After hits of the finest ganja this state comes on. You feel like your in the same world but everything is funny, round and movie like. You might get a bit panicky and walk around trying to be sober but your just fucking gone\! Licking your lips makes you feel like an old man and time is slow as hell. You make the best quotes in the world and you feel everything is about now. If you get really stoned you may feel like your house/town is the biggest place in the world, everything is oing on now. You feel like your watchin yaself

Mate 1: maaatteee i think ive missed something important Mate 2: your college interview Mate 1: what? Mate:2: ahaha stoned\! Mate 1:my bus is gone\!

Author: BombayBonghits http://stoned.urbanup.com/5268498
48. (stoned) (12↑, 8↓)
the point past high were some may feel unconfortable but others (like me) like to be. being high is cool but being stoned is fuckin great

i got stoned before the football game and durring and after. our team lost but i was to stoned to watch it. afterwords i went to a party and got stoned again stayed high all night stoned alot and passed out after coming home and finishing the icecream. (btw im high now)

Author: Weedman and Zig Zag http://stoned.urbanup.com/2609488
49. (Stoned) (6↑, 3↓)
whereafter smoking marijuana your senses are distorted in a unique way. Colours, sounds and tastes become significantly more engaging. Being stoned may also lead to increased creativity, or erratic behaviour. Negative effects may include: Red eyes, decreased motivation, coordination, and/or an inhability to form comprehendable sentances. However effects vary increasingly according to form/strain of marijuana used.

I was so stoned the other night i couldnt even chew my own finger.

Author: Corporal_Clegg http://stoned.urbanup.com/4423599
50. (Stoned) (4↑, 1↓)
the state i'm in at the moment. i'm almost positive it has different definitions for everyone, because everyone experiences a high differently. for me, i start thinking about ways to solve all the worlds problems or say something and laugh and then forget what i was laughing about. in this state, music sounds amplified and you feel like you're "in it". i find myself unable to not move to the music. but thats just me. everything becomes exponentially funnier. sometimes, you even hallucinate at this stage and see mickey mouse like i have. your limbs feel really heavy like rocks, hence the name "stoned" basically, the only way for you to really understand the definition is to get to this state yourself. so toke up \!

"OH MY GOD LISTEN TO THIS" what ? "oh.. i forgot. i had a plan to save the seagulls but i forgot cus i'm stoned."

51. (stoned) (5↑, 2↓)
Extremely high off indica weed. Indica has muscle relaxers and natural pain killers which gives you a major body high, when you have a major body high you feel like your numb, heavy, relaxed, calm, and/or tired. When your indica high(say you smoked some purple kush) you will be sitting on the couch heavy as a stone(hence the "stone" in stoned), also it can blur your vision and give extreme euphoric feelings and elevated thinking. If you are high on sativa weed it wouldn't be a stoned type of high it would be more head high, head highs are more about thoughts then feelings in your body. The euphoric aspect of sativa is a lot less intense than indica. The feelings of sativa are upper related, sensitive touches feel great, you feel light as a feather(hence the word high, meaning people feel like they are floating), hyped, energetic, and/or awake.

1.Ay Cuhz I'm [stoned] as fuc\! 2.Dude\! Wow\! I'm so [stoned] i cant get off the couch man\! 3.Orale, I homez i need to get [stoned].

52. (stoned) (12↑, 9↓)
the state achieved by smoking enough weed to believe you have awesum ninja powers (can run up walls)find everything is funnier than adam sandler x eddie murphy and is useful for talking to chicks cuz u actually care about wat the dumb hoe is saying

i got so stoned then went to school woke up the changing rooms at 5 in the afternoon and had 3 detentions which i dont know what for

53. (stoned) (7↑, 5↓)
Being the happiest you could ever imagen. Having not a care in the world. When you cannot beleive how damn hungry you really are. Laughing about things that when your in the normal state of mind you would never laugh at.

Duuuude, I was so fucking stoned, I had the munchies like a bitch

54. (stoned) (24↑, 22↓)
A degree of intoxication from pot. Enough to change normal thought processes. Normally implys absent mindedness, and stupidity.

Yeah, I think that I'm stoned.

Author: Jakeisuseless http://stoned.urbanup.com/1084688
55. (stoned) (21↑, 19↓)
So fucked up it's funny.

laying down and passing out in the middle of a school dance...

56. (Stoned) (2↑, 1↓)
is when the body refuses to listen to the brain. Confusion ensues.

is what I am when I lose my train-of-thought mid sentence and then we play the " Reverse Psychologist , see you don't remember either " game. They usually remember within 2-20 minutes. If we eventually forget about it, it will jump into my head up to 48 hrs later and I will continue right on with my, uh, uh. What were we talkin about ??? Sorry, stoned....

57. (Stoned) (10↑, 9↓)
1. To be extreamly high(the fun kind) 2. To get thrown rocks at for a crime, not common anymore besides to assholes

1.Me:Yo man im soo stoned. Is that a unicorn or a dragon? *hug air* Johnny: what the fuck are you doing? Me: I dont know im stoned remember?\! Johnny:Hell yeah\! 2. Priest fag guy: You will be punished for your wrong doings\!\!\! Me: No i dont wanna be stoned you asshole\!\!\!

Author: Retartedman328 http://stoned.urbanup.com/3596179
58. (Stoned) (0↑, 0↓)
All 72 of the other definitions do apply by circumbstance or situation of using various drugs including marijuana, alcohol, any one of the illegal drugs including amphetimines, LSD, cocaine, crack or what ever drug is popular with an age group but at the same time used to define your own state of mind do to all the causes above but can include extreme exhaustion. However some people maybe 'stoned' by those definitions but otherwise act normal.

I am so stoned it was gospel", "I was stoned silly but no one could tell", "Used eyedrops to hide the redness but no one could tell i was stoned

59. (stoned) (1↑, 2↓)
the feeling one gets after smoking the marijuanapots; usually involving hunger, happiness, and occasional redeye

he was probably off getting stoned on those reefers

60. (stoned) (21↑, 22↓)
1.To be killed or executed by an angry mob with rocks (before rope or the 2nd amendment) 2.To be riddiculed or put down 3.To be so intoxicated that it causes incapasitation

the Jews stoned Stephan for being a follower of Jesus they'll stone ya and then say good luck I got stoned....and i missed it\!\!

61. (stoned) (20↑, 21↓)
a period of time when you act stupid and try to stick you head out a lil window

i tried this hehe

62. (Stoned) (0↑, 2↓)
After smoking enough marijuana the user cant move cant think or communicate... as if they were just clubbed in the head with a stone

Dude... i tried to do my math assignment while i was stoned... IMPOSSIBLE.

Author: Agentsmith111292 http://stoned.urbanup.com/5020380
63. (Stoned) (3↑, 5↓)
The state of being repeatedly hit in the head or any other place on your body with stones. The state of being "stoned" is usually a result of a "stoning". Getting stoned SUCKS, and hurts like a bitch.

Charles: Dude what happened\!? You have bruises and cuts everywhere\! [White Supremacist]: Yeah man, I was in front of the [NCAAP] doing some chants and.... well lets just say i got stoned. Charles: Weird...

64. (Stoned) (3↑, 6↓)
The 3rd stage of being high (the 1st buzzed, 2nd high). Reaching a level of being stoned, is usually achieved after smoking a good amount of weed. example, a few bowl packs, a blunt, a few joints, or a few bong packs. Easily the best feeling in the world.

I was so stoned last night, i smoke a blunt and 3 bowl packs\! -Lets get stoned -but we only have one bowl pack -its cool i have a bag

65. (Stoned) (30↑, 33↓)
Tthe staet of minnnnd awl dtns sca saeinfa e dope. It'S knnid of a e ts ta dn t e h . Eee.

A: Hey man, I'm too stoned. You roll the next blunt. B: No way, man. I'm too stZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.........

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66. (stoned) (22↑, 32↓)
when smoked it 2 times the gravity newton .

get the fuck out of my porch

67. (stoned) (17↑, 28↓)
A slang definition of the state of intoxication achived by the consumtion of the narcotic "Cannabis" (THC)

"I stayed up all night smoking dope, i got well stoned"

68. (stoned) (14↑, 45↓)
Something Whitey has been doing a lot lately

I'm a bad boy\! Therefore I'll get stoned

69. (stoned) (17↑, 52↓)
being under the influence of any drug

dude im so stoned, i cant even walk

70. (stoned) (11↑, 50↓)
brain scramble

oh my god im STONED\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

71. (stoned) (1↑, 46↓)
V: instance is which you witness a drug deal, and the cops bust everyone.

dude: skeet niggy\! that nigga just got stoned\!\!

72. (Stoned) (4↑, 50↓)
The act of getting extremely intoxicated from Keystone Light.

"Yo Dustin, lets head back to the party and get stoned" "i am so stoned off this brew right now. Lets go hit on these breezies."

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73. (stoned) (14↑, 60↓)
wen ur so high ur mor than fukt up

"dooooooood im so fukt up" "no man ur stoned bitch"

74. (stoned) (11↑, 76↓)
When you claim to have been under the influence of drugs, but your really bull-shitting.

'I got sh-toned at the gig\!' 'Lets get sh-toned\!\!'

Related: high, weed, baked, marijuana, pot, drunk, blazed, wasted, stoner, ripped, smoke, drugs, bong, fucked up, joint, ganja, bud, cannabis, faded, blitzed, blunt, smoking, fucked, dope, grass, sober, buzzed, smashed, mary jane, munchies, crunk, hammered, hash, green, 420, toasted, intoxicated, chronic, herb, dank
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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